Jiggle the Handle

that outlet doesn’t work,
don’t bother, use another

but only charge
one thing at a time

or you’ll blow the fuse,
the fridge and the washer

can’t be on together,
it’s an old building but

you’ve got two bedrooms
with this mattress here,

don’t open that window
or it won’t close again

and the oven doesn’t
work if it’s windy.